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a little too human.
The Human Condition Hoodie — Forest Green
The Human Condition Hoodie — Forest Green
The Human Condition Hoodie — Forest Green
The Human Condition Hoodie — Forest Green

the human condition hoodie — forest green

$65.00

Meet your new emotional support hoodie. Oversized, heavyweight, and ridiculously cozy, The Human Condition Hoodie is made for overthinkers, chronic feelers, and anyone who's ever said “I'm fine” while absolutely not being fine.


The little details:

  1. 430 GSM heavyweight fabric for a thick, cozy feel
  2. Oversized, relaxed fit with dropped shoulders
  3. 56% cotton / 44% polyester blend
  4. Drawstring-free hood for a clean, effortless look
  5. Signature melting smiley on the front
  6. Oversized “A Little Too Human” graphic on the back
  7. “Feeling Things Against My Will” sleeve detail


Fabric & Fit

  1. Material: 56.44% cotton, 43.56% polyester
  2. Fabric Weight: 430 GSM (12.7 oz)
  3. Thickness: Thick, heavyweight fabric
  4. Breathability: Moderate
  5. Fit: Oversized with dropped shoulders
  6. Hood: Drawstring-free

Care Instructions

  1. Machine wash at 30°C / 86°F on a gentle cycle
  2. Do not bleach
  3. Tumble dry on low heat
  4. Iron on low heat, avoiding printed areas
  5. Do not dry clean

Treat your hoodie gently. It has feelings too. ♡

S M L XL 2XL
inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm
Length 27.56 70 28.35 72 29.13 74 29.92 76 30.71 78
Shoulder 25.20 64 25.98 66 26.77 68 27.56 70 28.35 72
Chest 25.59 65 26.38 67 27.17 69 27.95 71 28.74 73
Sleeve length 20.87 53 21.26 54 21.65 55 22.05 56 22.44 57